Review: Old

M. Night Shyamalan’s harshest critics might argue he has not made a good film since The Sixth Sense. Certainly, one’s mileage may vary when it comes to the Philadelphia director’s work. Movies such as Signs or The Village have proven divisive. Lady in the Water and The Happening are generally regarded as terrible.

Still, Shyamalan’s reputation seemed on a somewhat upward trajectory following Split and The Visit. But his latest, Old, proves to be the summation of his entire body of work since Haley Joel Osment saw dead people: decent ideas hampered by subpar writing and execution. Despite flashy cinematography (at times overly flashy), Old is an overall frustrating exercise.

Old follows a family taking an island vacation looking to get away from their problems. There are hints of both medical issues and familial strife before the family is invited to a more exclusive, private beach. There they are joined by a few other families, and quickly all is not as it seems.

Shyamalan knows that people expect twists from his films. For once, he does not seem to hide the fact that something is amiss. The idea that something strange going on is introduced early and followed through on, if not necessarily satisfactorily.

Despite leaning into his reputation, Shyamalan’s script is a jumbled mess of concepts and ideas. The central gimmick of the film — people aging rapidly — makes for some creepy moments here and there, and Shyamalan shows that he can direct a good horror sequence or two. Yet in Old it feels like Shyamalan is poorly aping the styles of Ari Aster and Jordan Peele. His attempts at Peele’s social commentary feel aimless. Likewise, his exploration of the horror of human situations, which Aster does so well, is half-baked here. You can feel Old trying to keep up with the cream of the modern horror-movie crop with its showy camerawork and even the casting of Alex Wolff. Yet he can’t write a film anywhere near as good as those.

As the film progresses, Old attempts to capture a sense of growing paranoia and tension, as well as meld in all of these aforementioned ideas. An off-kilter film to begin with, it stops feeling controlled and purposeful and loses its way. By the time the story reaches its conclusion and the big reveals are made, you twist your head in confusion wondering what the point of all it was.

So many concepts are laid out that you struggle to understand what exactly Shyamalan was aiming for. There are hints of anti big-pharma, hints of a meta-commentary on filmmaking (M. Night plays the biggest role he’s played in one of his own films thus far), and hints of the human experience. Lots of stilted dialogue involves people’s careers and the related ethics of them. It all adds up to something less than clear, though.

It is fun seeing Shyamalan really try to come up with creative shots. There are multiple rapid circular shots and pans. He also plays with foreground and background focus and directs us to particular points in the frame as characters move around. Unfortunately, it feels a bit film-student-like as Shyamalan does not seem to use his shots with much purpose. Perhaps this was meant to convey the meta-commentary-on-filmmaking angle, but again, everything is too muddy to be sure.

There are decent actors in this film. Rufus Sewell is good as ever as a stuck-up British prick. Vicky Krieps also does good work in her role, bringing to life one of the truly emotional scenes in the film. None of the cast can really be faulted for the issues in the movie, as they deliver the rather clunky dialogue as best as they can.

Old is a frustrating affair on the whole. Once more Shyamalan proves that his scripts need more read-overs, since whatever interesting ideas get raised tend to go nowhere satisfactory. It is a pretty film for sure, but I walk away wishing someone else had written and directed these ideas. Hopefully Shyamalan will recover from this misstep and get back on the road to peak form.

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Review: Halloween Kills

I guess it wouldn’t be the Halloween franchise without a crappy sequel. 2018’s sequel-reboot from David Gordon Green was a surprise success, at least to this author. The unlikely pairing of a director known for comedy with one of the most iconic slasher franchises didn’t seem the most intuitive pairing, but it paid off in spades, with Flickchart declaring it the best sequel in the entire franchise.

With the rise comes the inevitable fall. Halloween Kills is an over-stuffed tonal mess that attempts to pivot between a satirical dark comedy and serious commentary on mob justice with all the finesse of a rampaging elephant. Picking up where the previous entry ended, the film transpires over the same night, as well as occasionally flashing back to 1978 for the town of Haddonfield’s frenzied reaction to Michael Myers’ campaign of terror.

Attempts to flesh out background characters can’t help but feel mistaken. Green’s initial effort threaded in just enough characterization to make you care, while delivering solid scares and brutal killing. This one, however, becomes tedious in its attempts to build up side characters, an impulse that feels like fan service.

The biggest problem for this film is tone. Green is a competent director and can create stylish scenes when he wants; the shot composition of the 2018 film was one of its greatest strengths, and this one shows similar flashes of brilliance. But far too many scenes leave the viewer’s brain contorting, trying to determine what was intended to be comedy and what wasn’t. One biracial couple is playing with a drone before getting brutally murdered, and the awkward physical comedy just feels out of place. Another campy addition is a gay couple with the names Big John and Little John, which has to exist for comedy. There are indeed a few funny moments, but too few.

The casting is quirky. Much of the cast is comprised of comedic actors that have worked with Green before. Scott MacArthur, Michael McDonald, Charles Cyphers, and Jim Cummings all fill out the ranks of victims. Anthony Michael Hall also appears as one of the franchise’s few notable characters. The juxtaposition of broad comedy with brutal, dark violence just doesn’t work. The film also attempts to ponder fear and a town going crazy in reaction to a wave of violence, yet it plays out largely in a hospital — a nod to the original Halloween II. The result is a stilted experience.

This clash of comedy, horror, and commentary comes together through sloppy editing, as though the editor wasn’t quite sure how to arrange the footage. Perhaps another issue is that much of this film is build-up for a final entry in this new Halloween trilogy, which makes this movie feel like it’s treading water.

Is it fair to judge slasher films on story? If a viewer just wants brutal murders, Halloween Kills delivers. Michael Myers goes about his business killing various townsfolk. Yet after the 2018 film, this can’t help but feel like a letdown. Jamie Lee Curtis and Will Patton are wasted and lay around doing absolutely nothing for most of the movie, and the strengths of Green’s first work feel similarly abandoned.

Halloween Kills is a bizarre mishmash of a film that doesn’t satisfy. There are a few good scares, but too much misguided social commentary, and the jokes feel out of place. At least John Carpenter returns to provide a fun new mix of his original score. I hope Green can turn things around for the next one.

Franchise Ranking

  1. Halloween (1978)
  2. Halloween (2018)
  3. Halloween H20: 20 Years Later 
  4. Halloween (2007)
  5. Halloween III: Season of the Witch
  6. Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers
  7. Halloween II (1981)
  8. Halloween II (2009)
  9. Halloween Kills 
  10. Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers
  11. Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers
  12. Halloween: Resurrection

What did you think of the new Halloween? Make your own ranking of the series on Flickchart!

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Trailer For Showtime’s WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT COSBY

US network Showtime has released a new trailer for its upcoming Bill Cosby docu-series, We Need To Talk About Cosby.

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The Cosby Show star has been accused of sexual assault by more than 60 women. In 2018, he was jailed for drugging and sexually assaulting Andrea Constand at his home in 2004. His conviction was overturned in June this year.

The doc will explore Cosby’s life and work, weighing his actions against his global influence through interviews with comedians, cultural commentators, journalists and some of the women who shared their creepy encounters with Bill.

It will also feature archival footage and shed new light on Cosby’s cultural contributions and impact at the height of his disgrace.

Here’s the trailer:

Showtime’s synopsis reads:

“Can you separate the art from the artist? Should you even try? While there are many people about whom we could ask those questions, none pose a tougher challenge than Bill Cosby.”

Executive producers on the series include Bell, Andrew Fried, Katie A. King, Dane Lillegard, Jordan Wynn and Sarina Roma. King also serves as showrunner.

Executive producers on the series include the director W. Kamau Bell, Andrew Fried, Katie A. King, Dane Lillegard, Jordan Wynn and Sarina Roma. King also serves as showrunner. Speaking about the project, Bell said:

“As a child of Bill Cosby, I was a huge fan of all his shows and wanted to be a comedian because of him,”

“I never thought I’d ever wrestle with who we all thought Cosby was and who we now understand him to be. I’m not sure he would want me to do this work, but Cliff Huxtable definitely would.”

The upcoming four-part series, which was one of the most high-profile non-fiction titles announced for the 2022 Sundance Film Festival.

We Need To Talk About Cosby

We Need To Talk About Cosby will premiere on Showtime on January 30th.

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A Review: THE VERY EXCELLENT MR DUNDEE

We all remember the 80s. It was a fun time for movies, you had raucous comedies, great action, dodgy special effects, but that all made them entertaining movies that left an impression upon us and cinema in general. One in particular I remember is Crocodile Dundee.

It was a huge movie, and I liked it. I’ve been lucky enough to go to Australia, twice, and I did love it there. The people are great, the landscape is impressive and all of the wildlife wants to kill you, even the cute ones.

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Back in the 80s the star of Crocodile Dundee, Paul Hogan, was a bit of a national treasure in Aussie-land. He had a big TV show on and everyone knew of him. On a visit to New York he had the idea about a Northern Bushman in the city and how would he cope. Mick Dundee was born.

After Crocodile Dundee 2 Hogan had some “tax issues” and kind of faded away to obscurity. He did make Crocodile Dundee 3. Yes, that did happen, you didn’t dream it. He made a few more appearances but nothing internationally major.

Jump forward to 2020 and Hogan seems to be happily retired. Then someone came up with the idea of making a comeback movie in the style of Curb Your Enthusiasm. It was entitled The Very Excellent Mr Dundee.

I found it, at random, and with my fond memories of the original movies I thought I would try it.

My short review is – “Utter Shit!”

This was just horrible to watch and embarrassing for everyone involved. As I have said, I like Hogan in the original Crocodile Dundee, but this was just so bad. Basically the story is:

Paul Hogan is reluctantly thrust back into the spotlight as he desperately attempts to restore his sullied reputation on the eve of being knighted.

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What then follows is a series of “sketches” where Hogan means well, but ends up being accused of being a racist, ageist, sexist, and every other -ist under the sun.

The new Hollywood producers would like him back as a star and in a new movie they want Will Smith to play his son. Hogan has an issue with this and is labeled a racist. This is just one example. It just carries on like this, with Hogan getting into more and more trouble as the movie progresses.

It was poking fun at woke Hollywood, which is fine, but it was not doing it in a very clever way. It was effectively just saying: “Look, Hollywood is woke” over and over. This isn’t funny or clever. A better script might have got you thinking more, but this didn’t.

At the end of The Very Excellent Mr Dundee everyone learns what’s important in – life, family, friends etc. and the movie doesn’t just try to pull your heartstrings, it rips them out and tries to strangle you with them. It was puke-worthy.

Not only does Hogan get dragged down in this cesspit of crap, but there are also others, like John Cleese, Olivia Newton-John, Reginald VelJohnson, and Chevy Chase in there as well, plus a few more you will feel sorry for. It honestly broke my heart to see John Cleese, ONE OF THE PYTHONS, reduced to this crap!

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They even managed to get archive footage of Mel Gibson talking about Hogan, which was all faked, and I can’t think of an explanation as to why he was in this movie. Maybe they threatened him or something?

The Very Excellent Mr Dundee is a perfect example of how Hollywood will not take a chance on anything new or original, but would rather drag an ageing, mostly forgotten  actor back to rehash some piece of nostalgia shit to try and make a buck. The entire thing was horrible!

If, like me, you have a fond memory of Crocodile Dundee, please do not watch this. You will hate yourself for it. Remember the fun version of Hogan. The guy who said:

“That’s not a knife!”

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I kind of want to revisit the original movie… not the sequels obviously. After viewing this I think I’m going to leave it in my memory so I still enjoy them. I give The Very Excellent Mr Dundee 0 stars! It’s on a par with my review of Home Sweet Home Alone. Just one of the worst things I’ve seen this year.

If only that crocodile had killed poor Mick Dundee, none of this would have happened.

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LEGION OF SUPERHEROES Coming To HBO Max

Well, the DCEU may remain a mess, but that won’t stop them. Multi-media, multi-platform churn is the order of the day and when you have a streamer to fill up, you can’t stop flogging the horse of a famous IP like DC comics. And so HBO Max returns to the stables once more, big stick in hand. Comic writer Brian Michael Bendis is on board to bring the Legion Of Superheroes to HBO Max.

Bendis has done a lot for Marvel, like creating Miles Morales and Jessica Jones. He jumps to HBO Max, DC, and (to Marvel) the darkside.

He published a Substack newsletter confirming he has signed up. It will be an adult animated series adaptation of Legion of Superheroes.

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First published in the 1950s, the story follows a club being formed with Superboy as an inspiration, and they had time-traveled to recruit Superboy as a member. After a series of tests, Superboy was awarded membership and returned to his own time.

Although intended as a one-off story focusing on Superboy, the Legion proved so popular that it returned for an encore in Adventure Comics #267 (December 1959). The group of DC heroes from the 31st century idolizes the classic heroes from our time.

Bendis and Ryan Sook recently created a new run of Legion Of Superheroes and will base the series on that:

“Just like that series, on sale now, it will harken back to so many classics while at the same time doing what Legion does: pushing all the ideas of superheroes forward in every direction.

I think ‘Legion of Superheroes’ is among the greatest franchises in the history of comics and I’m as honored to be curating them as I was ‘Spider-Man.’”

Adult animation can mean something entirely different, especially in Japan. I hope they choose their internet tags wisely.

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